So who in hell is this guy anyway?

Of course, if you're at this page, you're probably pondering that very question. Ponder no more! At least for your own safety, of course.

Name: I don't readily divulge my full name online, but I feel safe to let it be known that I answer to Bob.
Age: Varies. Last time I checked I was 31 or around that. Usually I get older, unless you count mental age, then it could be anything.
Male/Female? I was born male, and I fully intend to live out my entire life that way.
Location: Currently living in the PA/MD area of the United States. Official address in PA, but not there often. If you know what I look like, you may see me at anime clubs, or conventions, or you might just see me when you least expect it.

Satisfied? Good.